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The Second Week

2008-02-21T15:03:00.001-08:00

The most important round of the year of to date... this week will answer a lot, and I mean a lot of questions that have been bubbling around the water coolers this week. The most important of which is are the Reds genuine title contenders - obviously most of us all ready know this - but those elitests in the Sydney Media will get a wake up this weekend.

Also the Blues and Tahs - are they actually good??? The Chiefs and Cheetahs are they actaully bad??? Can we write off the Force? (as we have all ready done for the Brumbies and Highlanders).

I don't think some questions will be answered - i.e. the quality of the Sharks and the Stormers, who the Lions are etc. but that's just because of poor fixtures.

Anyways - Week 2 preview here we go (the week of the away team???)

Reds Vs Hurricanes

Game of the round - there I said it. The last time the Reds won in the cake tin they had Eales and Horan playing like maestro's - so finding out how they are going to win this time will be very exciting (can you say Barnes and Mcmenimen). However the Canes will be up for it big time after their rubbish performance last week so expect a very good Canes side.

Reddies by 10. (and a bonus point)

Cheetahs vs Forces

Yawn - I am not really all that interested. Was thinking Force for a while this week - you know that whole team in disaray lifts on the park type thing - but without Cam Shepard I am going safe and betting on last weeks unluckiest team.

Cheetahs by about 2

Bulls vs Saders

What should be a good game, but could very easily be a blow out. If the Bulls play it smart it could be awesome, lots of scrums on the free kicks etc and just grinding, no mistakes football.

Unfortunately the Saders can also play that style. So simply Carter is better then Hougard and the Tahs loosey's and back three are better.

Saders by 8

Chiefs vs Tahs

It pains me, immensely, to say it but I think the Tahs will win this. The only hope for the Chiefs is on the counter with their back division - but with Mesaga on the bench I am not rating them.

The Lachie Turner show will march on.

Tahs by 12

Brumbies vs Highlanders

The wooden spoon play off in week 2 - very exciting. At least expect this to be a decent forwards battle for the first 60 minutes - after that its the side that is still running who wins.

Highlanders finished strongly last week so lets go with them.

Highlanders by who cares... (well probably these two sides as a loosing BP could help them in the long run)

Sharks vs Stormers

Should be a decent match - at least people keep telling me the Stormers should be all right. I am backing the Sharks purely based on the fact that they should be better (full disclosure: I have Michalak and Barritt in my fantasy side).

Sharks in a close one 5 pts.

Lions vs Blues

The only question is can the blues travel???

yes

Blues by 15.

Team Of The Week 1

2008-02-19T14:58:00.000-08:00

Ahh the fun of picking the best players each week. Really I should just put down Reds players from 1 thru 15 but not even I am that one eyed.

Probs the best performances from week one were Lachlan Turner, and Nick Evans - Admittedly I didn't actually see the whole games of the ones played in the Republic so can only comment on highlights - but I do like that Brad Barritt.

To the team then: (Note I make no attempt to spell these names correctly...)

15: Lachlan Turner - Tah's
14: Digby Ioane - Reds
13: Isa Toeava - Blues
12: Brad Barritt - Sharks
11: rockcockoo - Blues
10: Evans - Blues
9: Brendon Leonard - Chiefs (based on reports it should ahve been De Preez but I didn't see it)
8: Mose tuila - Crusaders
7: Rocky Elsom - Tahs
6: Huge McMenimen - Reds
5- Troy Flavell - Blues
4: Jason Eaton - Canes (the beard maketh the man)
3: Rodzilla - Reds (its the name of the blog)
2: Hore - Canes (I thought he played all right)
1: Tony Woodcock (Blues)

A lot of Blues in that team but I am still reserving judgement on their title credentials. We will see.

Week (Yawn) One

2008-02-19T14:43:00.000-08:00

Well were all a weekend older, and the Reddies are mid table, but that's about all there is really to report from Week One of the 2008 Super 14's.

The advent of the ELV's had us all very excited, but as one journalist put it "it seems the teams spent too much time learning the new rules and not enough time on basic skills". The turnovers were atrocious- which sort of killed the spectacle a little bit.

So quickly the good teams appeared to be the Crusaders, The Reds and the Sharks (they will be very hard to beat in South Africa so will make the finals).

The better then expected teams were the Blues and the Tahs - not ready to have the Blues as title contenders yet - but if there games keep unfolding the way theirs did - i.e. running over there opposition in the final 25 then they will beat a lot of teams. Do the lions fit in here? I didn't see there game and can't really say as they were only playing Sth African opposition but maybe they will be mid table.

The worse then expected teams were the Canes and the Chiefs. How bad were the Canes is the question (just like how good are the tahs?) if they had clicked it looked like they could have torn the tahs apart - but Nonu was there only good back... time will tell (I'm picking against them this week).

The terrible teams as expected were the Brumbies - it is going to be an enjoyable year watching those muppets go deep into the depths of a really bad loosing season. Mid year Mortlock will sign onto a Japan team and what's left of the morale in that club will be gone.

Anyways, that's about it in terms of a wrap up. Watch out for the Reds against the Canes will be a good one.

The Real Christmas Day, Desperation in January, The Top 4 and F+L on the Rugby Trail 08

2008-02-14T19:23:00.000-08:00

Those of us for whom Rugby is a religion know that the real Christmas Day is in fact the 2nd Friday in February.

No, I am not trying to convince you that Jesus was in fact born in February. We all know that he was but a man, a mere mortal who walked the earth (I have read the New New Testament ie The Da Vinci Code) – whereas the start of a Super Rugby Season, well that transcends all human being. It is a point in time where every team starts with a clean slate, and every team has an opportunity, though some greater than others, to vie for the title of the greatest provincial side in the world. It is also the time when pundits across the world start with a likewise clean slate in tipping competitions, fantasy leagues and even with bold predictions of the “next big thing”

And so, like so many rugby tragics across the world, I began crossing days off my calendar when the 2007 Rugby Season officially ended on Saturday 6th October – the day the music died. The less said about that awful day the better, but if it showed us anything it was coffee club coaching doesn’t work and that successful teams have hands on coaches, but enough about that…for now. So like an eager kid who had been good all year (or pretended to…) I have been awaiting the big day – crossing off days, scouring web sites for the scant dribble of rugby news that comes in over Dec / Jan, meticulously honing my Test Rugby side and generally jamming in as much quality time with the missus so I am free to spend as much time watching and attending rugby as possible, as well as the compulsory post-game dissections, which generally take place in dark bars for up to 10 hours after the game. I have even attended trial games, and anyone that knows this punter will know my distaste for the worth of trial games and hence my desperation to see quality rugby (though that might have something to do with the Tahs going undefeated through trials and the Mighty Reds going through winless)…and here it is – rugby at its finest…

But enough nostalgia – to the tips, teams and sensations for 2008…

Rather than an illustrious ramblings that my fellow blogger seems to think necessary I will keep each team to 3 simple points that will define their season…it seems some of us can get to the point much easier than others…that’s the long term effect of Uncle Charlie for all you kids out there…

The Top 4

Sharks
- Strong, almost unchanged team
- Best scrum half in the world
- Michalak on his day can change games – what a signing
Crusaders
- Strong team that seems to have a continual flow of emerging talent, filling the gaps that sporadically appear
- Best coach in the world
- I’m going to hate watching the first and second fly half combination – but only cause they are not Australian
Reds
- Berrick Barnes is the Saviour of Australian rugby…that is gospel
- The tight five (minus Van) with another years experience under their belt
- Their depth is as shallow as Paris Hilton, two major injuries and its curtains…how can you go from Godzilla to the Slob (aka Ben Coutts – tuck your shirt in jerk!!!)
- Digby Ioane to be a try scoring sensation – top try scorer of the S14 (I get 4 points for the Reds)
Blues
- The recruitment of Nick Evans, a real fly half (Carlos Spencer should have been pumping gas all his life) is a massive bonus
- An equally big bonus is the slick heals of Dave Smith
- A solid formidable forward pack which a good mix of age, experience and youth

Mid Table
Bulls
- Good, but not as good as last year
- They will miss Matfield for the first half of the season and I think he will come back a little tired
- They only really won last year because of some huge last minute escapes...
Hurricanes
- Their offloading ability must surely be rewarded with the ELVs
- They have great loose forwards
- They have great loose forwards (that’s not a misprint, there isn’t much more to say)
Force
- I actually though they were coming along well until Henjak-gate
- I still cannot get excited about their forward pack, all they seem to aim to do is create a holding pattern and throw the ball to Gits
- Surely the number of traitors in the team point to an absence of real heart
Waratahs
- Every year I read how the Tahs are going to be a force in the finals and every year they finish out of the medals – stupid Sydney media
- Kurtley Beale is currently one of the most over-hyped players in the game…not mature enough to control a game
- They have the two worst props in the world
Chiefs
- The Tahs of NZ rugby – for so long have promised so much and delivered so little
- The loss of Marty Holah will impact more than most appreciate
- Stephen Donald – would have been the perfect Northern Hemisphere flyhalf, which isn’t a bad thing, but it doesn’t work in the S14
Stormers
- Not a great team, but with Rassie Erasmus coaching will be certain to perform well in the Republic

Cellar Dwellars
Brumbies
- Lost too many players
- Laurie Fisher is a muppet
- Watch Saia Faingaa to produce a massive season
Highlanders
- Lost even more players than the Brumbies and they weren’t as good to start with
Cheetahs
- Lost a lot of good players and were on the way down at the end of last season
Lions
- They were hopeless with Pretorius…without him?

And that’s about it, except to say that its only just begun…

The next 9 months will be an intense, tortuous journey through the thoughts, actions and inevitably twisted journies of two rugby tragics…things will get very very messy indeed, it will go from Super 14 articles of journalistic integrity to pure gonzo drunken ramblings from Under 10 suburban rugby games…be ready for anything – its all about Fear and Loathing on the Rugby Trail ‘08 baby

Buy the ticket - take the ride...

Super 14’s 2008 Preview

2008-02-14T16:38:00.000-08:00

Finally, after long months sitting in the darkness, with the blinds drawn, knees drawn up to my chest, trying, trying to forget the pain, Oh the pain, Marseille, people what a nightmare. Did it really happen? Or was it just some booze and drug induced haze carrying over from the craziness of Cannes???

Either way, we’re far enough down the track now that I have finally begun to come out of my funk, the early days were tough, more rocking softly and sucking my thumb then actually living, but now I am walking and talking, part of my soul is still missing – ripped from me like a destroyed horocrux, but I can see a path to the future, a way forward dam it – that way forward is Super 14’s, the ELV’s and a new era in Reddies Rugby.

Yes it is time, forget the 07 Wallabies and turn your entire focus to the might of Rodzilla and his band of commie friends. Yes – it is better to be Red then Dead…

It should be a bumper season. New Zealand and Australian teams were embarrassed last year they will be out for revenge, and of course the Saffie’s are supposedly World Champions (I stopped paying attention), and of course the fact that there are only 13 games for each team will ensure that as always the season is a full bore sprint to the finals.

Lets look at some predictions, recent predictions (Ireland to not be rubbish in the RWC) from yours truly haven’t been as accurate as they could be. But I feel I have a fair line on the field this year – of course I have been away from super 14’s for a year, and I have no experience with the ELV’s but its not going to stop me …

I’m looking forward to a hot year – should be two certainties for the finals but the last few weeks will be a great battle to see who takes the last two finals spots- will be awesome.

Semi Finalists

The Crusaders

It’s a simple story, with Carter and Brett they are actually stronger then last year. Deans will also be on a mission to bring home the Super 14, Bledisloe, and Tri Nations all in one year. Expect it to happen. There forwards are still good, the untold story of the last few years has been that the Blues and Canes have slowly been building more AB depth then the Saders’, but, the saders are now laughing as they didn’t loose as many players in the RWC player drain.

As ever they won’t be as exciting as some of the other teams in the outside backs – but they will be painfully efficient and will not make the mistakes other sides will be banking on to score on the breakouts. I can’t see them missing the top four.

The Sharks

Unruckiiily beaten in the last act of last years final the Sharks will be back strong again this year. There biggest loss – James has been cancelled out by Freddie ‘slight of hand’ Michalak and the loss of Percy will be cancelled out by the ongoing emergence of Fran Steyn. Other then that they have other exciting players like Barritt and JP Pietersen who will help them retain their levels of last year.

They were awesome when they beat the Reddies last year so I see it continuing at the moment.

The Canes

One of my favorite teams who have never managed to finish the job (lousy fog…) this year though they are hot. Awesome back row, hot mid field and genuine try scorers – The ELV’s should help them a lot. I expect them to be one of the better sides – although they really need the likes of Cory Jane to continue their hot form from last year.

They should really spank a couple of teams and inexplicably loose to a couple of others, but they will still scrape into the semi’s – then who knows?

The Reddies

Last to the top 4 inside of one year – its hard to believe I know, but they will get there – just. The best front row in world rugby, McMeniman will be one of the best in the world in time and Roe and Croft are two of the most underrated players in Australian rugby. The Pack will be one of the best around… barring injuries.

The back line also has its strengths – Barnes and Cordingly will be legendary, Siale and Turini will be solid in defence (a traditional weakness), and the outside backs will be hot – we’re talking Latho, Ioane, Schiffers, and eventually Caleb Brown.

With the pack going forwards we will be in it against the top sides and with our backs we will destroy some sides – it will come down to the final week (for about 5 teams) but the Reddies will do the Tah’s and take the 4^th spot in the semi’s – beautiful.

The Other Contenders 5 - 10

Chiefs

A good side that is continuing to get better they have all the pieces but just never seem to do the job. There back lines is a strength- Donald now has great experience now, and the back three is so good (sic) they can leave Mesaga out. Expect Muliani to be back to centre in a hurry.

I just can’t see them beating the better teams so will be in with a shot come the last week, and miss it by inches.

Blues

Another team that will come unbearably close. But there player diaspora will cost them badly down the stretch. I love Nick Evans but he is a better full back I think. They will score tries – no doubts about it – and will be brutal in counter attack. Nucifora is a really good coach as well.

But if you have the Reds making it you can’t have the Blues so another mid table finish for them.

Force

The Force could be either really good, or terrible – it all depends on Henjak-gate and what happens at Half Back. They have good depth, a solidish pack and some excellent finishers in Shepard and Mitchell. If they can start well in the republic, then find a victory or two in New Zealand they could easily be the front runners for the entire competition. Same as the Blues though – only four teams can make the semi’s and John Mitchell is a big enough wanker to some how guide his team to ruin again.

Bulls

The big bad bulls – can not be discounted although I expect the ELV’s wont be there favorite rules. Habana is always a key (see the final) but I just can’t see them making it past the rejuvenated New Zealand teams when they are on the road.

Stormers

There are a lot of reasons to like the Stormers – and its not just De Villiers smile… Awesome back rowers, probably the best in the competition. Plus some good looking backs and a new lease of life with a new coach. They will defiantly win some games this year, how will they go on the road?

Hopefully this year produces one of those awesome tours from hell from one of the saffer sides where they are on the road for 5 or so weeks and somehow manage to win a couple – great viewing (rounds 4-8 for the stormers).

Unfortunately this type of tour will also mean they cant make the finals.

Waratahs

Hate em, Hate their Coach, hate their media coverage, hate the Butcher of Bordeaux – I just can’t have them. The only positive is Beale should start 5/8 all year and turner should score some tries, getting them mathematically into the mix at the end, but that will be all.

Horrible front row, weaker second row then before, Palu in the back??? Please. Sheenan and Valentine are rubbish – I’ve never heard of their centres and somehow Norton Knight isn’t in the team – they will win a few but they won’t be top 4.

The Rest (who cares)

Brumbies

Suxley is there best player – therefore no chance. Should be a semi decent pack but that’s about it. Finally we should be rid of Laurie Fisher. Mabye the young 5/8 will be exciting, but so was Beale and Cooper last year and that resulted in 13^th and 14^th.

Cheetahs

Yawn – don’t really know much about it. Have Adrian Strauss in my fantasy side – but they won’t be doing much better then mid table at best.

Lions

No Pretorius = no chance – a way better team with him but he’s not there is he???

Maybe a late charge to unsettle some teams momentum.

Highlanders

No chance – will be cannon fodder for the Reddies first up and then just slide peacefully off into the night.

Minnows

2007-09-16T02:47:00.000-07:00

NOTE: I wrote this before the games this weekend, but due to Cardiff's shithouse availability of internet cafes I can only publish now- fairly accurate though...

Minnows

One of the pure joys of a rugby world cup is the many, many low rent matches that have to be played to find out who the best of the rest is, that is which teams who aren't going to make the quarter finals can ensure themselves an invitation to the next big dance in 4 years with a strong showing this time around.

The best example of this was on Wednesday night, when we got to see two terrific matches, the first between Japan and Fiji, and the second between Italia and Romania. In the first match the Japanesse showed the incredible never say die attitude that makes rugby the finest sport in the world. They were smaller in the forwards and had less razzle dazzle in the backline, but the Jappannese managed to make it a match for the full eighty minutes. When the Fijians finally managed to score their first try (with a lucky 60 metre breakout) we thought that the Fijians were going to run away with it, but the old kamaikazies managed to fight back in, then lead, then loose again, then fight back in, lead again, and then lose it. But the final act of the game, the Japs keeping the ball alive for over fifteen phases in a desperate bid to steal the game. Unfortunatly they failed, but the spirit they showed, and the spirit the crowd showed, sums up totally what hte world cup is all about.

I was too drunk to really pay too much attention to the Italy/Romania game but the bits I saw showed that they managed to do the same as the Nippons. Which brings us to this weekends minnows game, Canada vs Fiji on Sunday in Cardiff. We have tickets so it should be a hot afternoon, after the maddness that will be tomorrow's big game hopefully the Fijian/Canada fight for the right to come third in Pool B will be a well fought tussle.

The other big matches this weekend will be the deciders for Pools B and A. South Africa vs England tongiht and Australia Weales tommorrow. On paper the Southern Hemisphere teams should be able to a load of points on their belegured Northen rivals, but there is something about the atmosphere at the moment that I think there are going to be two epics played this weekend.

England were once a great team, without Johnny they will struggle tonight, but I figure hey will at least be in the match until about the 60 minute mark, the Saffie's will prob get a bonus point, but not until very late in the match. It will be Habana or Pieterson, grabbing a double that will break the game apart.

The Aussie match will be strange, I'm expecting an 60, 000 welsh, 20 000 Australian mix in the crowd, so the atmosphere will be incredible. The corresponding game last year was absolutley incredible (thank the lord for Latho) and the games in the middle of the year (abliet low strength teams) back home were also well contested. The Welsh have been off for the last few months, but I think at home they will be able to recreate the six nations form that saw them lock England completely out of the game.

The forwards battle should be interesting, with only maybe the second row being a real advantage for the Aussies, but an important advantage. Our backs will be stronger, allthough with Jimmy Hook in the side they are always a chance, he's one of those game change in an instant types.

Look for the Wallabies to win, but it will be soooo close, and maybe the crowd could be a factor. We will win, but it won't be pretty.

Vindication

2007-09-11T13:05:00.001-07:00

So I spent a lot of time this week listening to well meaning, but stupid people banging on about the French tilt, and how they will win the worlds cup. I of course have known a lot better so was not surprised at all when los pumas destroyed le cocks hopes of making it past the quarter finals. The Argentinian's played their game plan to perfection, not letting the Frenchies have any ball, and defending like monsters. Contempari at number 12 show's this, they just plugged it up the middle with the forwards, then kicked or bombed the ball up the pitch, only going outside of number 10 very, very rarely. Letting Contempari have a go every now and then. If this will work for the entire coupe de monde I don't think so, but good on them for that game. Watch for Freddie Michalak to be back for the Frenchies as soon as possible, also the mighty Chabal to start.

I didn't get to see much of the AB's game, just the first 20 minutes, which was enough to see the first 40 points. Of course they slowed up a lot after that, which was expected.

The Aussie's started very slowly, and were quite disjointed in the early part of the game. However in the second half when it all clicked they were spectacular. The big story was the performance of the reserves. Hoiles, Mcmeniman, Mitchell, and Barnes were very solid. I am very biased, but how can Palu continue to start? Hoiles on the pitch, with Mcmeniman and Chisholm on the bench allows the coaches heaps of discretion as too who to replace, can you imagine getting both second rowers off at the sixty minute mark and having basically four number sixes and G Smith on to finish the game?

Speaking of which George Smith has a huge candidacy for the try of the cup with his effort in the second half, tackling and regaining his feet in one movement, then running in to score the try untouched was amazing (coupled with the fact he touched down right in front of us...).

As for the other games, the poms were shit, the saffies had some massive hits- then a good win, the Welsh were horrible (but a good game), and the Irish had a non match.

Overall, my reading of the first weekend is that the Southern Hemisphere heavy weights were all about equal (which is a result for the aussies) whilst France and England were predictably crap. Argentina have just let themselves down with a sub par performance against Georgia, but I am going to go and buy their 5/8th Hernandez for my Test Rugby team, as he has to be cheaper then Contempari...

World 15

2007-08-19T00:32:00.001-07:00

Here is my pre cup world 15- I think they would be pretty handy against near any opposition.

1: Andy Sheridan (England)
2: John Smit (Boks)
3: Carl Haymen (NZ)
4: Botha (SA)
5: Matfield (SA)
6: McCaw (NZ)
7: Burger (SA)
8: Chabal (FR)
9: Pinear (SA)
10: Carter (NZ)
11: Styen (SA)
12: Darcy (IRE)
13: BOD (IRE)
14: Sivavutu (NZ)
15: Latham (AUS)

Reserves:
Oliver (NZ)
Holmes (AUS)
Ireland second rower whose name I have forgotten
Smith (AUS)
Kelleher (NZ)
Hook (Wales)
Giteau (Aus)

The Teams

2007-08-19T00:30:00.000-07:00

Having done the Pool by Pool analysis we will now have a look at the strengths and weaknesses of each major team.

There are a number of ingredients that seem to always come together for the sides to win a worlds championship. First you need a super inspirational leader, Eales, Johnson, Pinear, and Farr-Jones for example. All these fellows where hard as nails, best in show in their positions, and coming to the end of their careers. The next key condition is a great first five eigth- Murry Kirwan, Michael Lynagh, Stephen Larkham, and of course Johnny Wilkinson. Going into the big dance they have to be conisdered the best player in the world, have to play the game differently (or is it just better) then their opponents, and have a killer drop goal (evidence: Lynagh could kick drop goals in 91 but had stopped in 95, lost the QF to Rob Andrews DG; 95 Vunder Westheizen; 99 Larkham vs SA, SA vs England; 03 RWC Final). These are the two killer ingredients, the other important ones are Good Second row (Eales (twice) Johnson etc), Speedy outside backs (Campese, Lomu (not a winner but still the best player in 95 cup), Roff and Burke 99, Robinson and Cohen 03), and an out of the box loose forward (Willie O, Pinear, Kefu, Dallagio and Hill).

Australia

Two time, two time Worlds Champions the Wallabies have the raw quality to be able to win the cup, but don't seem to be at quite the same point of the great 91 and 99 teams.

Forwards:
Strengths: The Aussie pack has been much maligned since the 05 decimation at the hands of Andy Sheridan at Twickenham, but thankfully Axel Folley is a supurb forwards coach. The second row is extremely experienced. Vickerman and Sharpe are a combo that can hold their own against any oposition. Also Smith/Waugh are better then most.

Weaknesses: The pack has few actual weaknesses, but when compared to oposition teams they don't look as strong as they could be. Shepardson, Moore, and Holmes just aren't experienced enough to be considered a threat (with Rodzilla it would have been different) and if there are any injuries we're in trouble, Baxter and Dunning??? come on! We are also weak at number 8- Palu is not an 80 minute threat and Lyons is a selection mistake that could one day be compared to Rogers in 03.

Last Word: The pack won't distroy any of their big ticket opponents, but should be able to hold strong in the scrums, steal a few lineouts, and scavenge at the break down enough to really compete at this cup. Elsom or McMenimen could have the sort of career defining cup that Kefu had in 99.

Backs
Strengths: Class, pure and simple. Larkham, Giteau, Mortlock, Tiquri, and Latham can all on their day be best in the world. They will have oposition teams worried and if they can start to really get their lines going right, they will distroy oppositions.

Weaknesses: Under Scott Johnson they haven't really become the mega force that Wales were. Gregan's service hasn't improved, its not in the news anymore, but he is still a weight on the entire team. Mitchel and Gerrard aren't world champions (Mitchell could become that quality) we need real pace out wide- Digby or younger Super Clyde would be ideal but the selectors wouldn't take a gamble.

Overall Last Word: They were no chance at this point in 03, smacked by 50 points by the AB's in the approach to the world cup. This time their a lot stronger, and can compete with anyone on the day. They are once again the leaders in defence- unbelievably strong. The depth is questionable. The Wallabies won't be setting the cup alight but can go all the way. Hard games against Wales in Cardiff, England in a QF, and the AB's in the Semi mean that they will have to do it a number of times to win it, but they can. Remember we've never lost to the AB's at a worlds cup.

AB's.

The favorites and year to year best team in the world, the AB's have traditionally failed at worlds cups. The signs are starting to show that their on the way down of their peak - will it happen to them again?

Forwards:

Strengths: Great front row, and great loose trio- two of the worlds best in Hayman and McCaw. Their front row of Hayman, Oliver, and Yoda are extra specials, they will be able to match anyone, and a couple of times a match will distroy a scrum. Their loose trio is also a strength, McCaw by himself is a tidal force, but add in Soaliolo and Collins and they are extreme. They have the Captain and out of the box loose forward that are very important to a worlds cup win.

Weaknesses: The second row? Jack hasn't been at his best for a couple of years, and Robinson is injury prone. Their line out can sometimes be distroyed, but that's about the only weakness. Also maybe the Collins Soaliolo show is becoming a little bit old- their running with the backs can often be over played to the point of being a weakness.

Last Word: The Ab's forwards will be as physical and confrontational as any others at the cup, possibly even stronger then anyone else.

Backs:

Strenghts: Carter is the best in the world. Can do whatever he wants on the Rugby Pitch, definatly the 5/8 most diserving of the best in the world tag. Rocokoko and Sivivatu are also incredible strengths- oppositions fear them for a reason.

Weaknesses: Their three quarter line isn't as settled as it could be- is Mauger and Toeava their best combo? or is McCalister and Nonu, or Mauger and Umanga... none of these combo's are better then Giteau and Mortlock or D'arcy and Bod. They lost the cup last time because they failed to put Umanga on the pitch in the semis- without the best players on the park they can't win it.

Last Word: Good backs, but not outstanding. I wouldn't write of the AB's based on their backline, but few make it into my worlds 15.

Overall Last Word: Deserving their favoritism position, but really is it more that the rest of the world hasn't staked a claim as yet? I believe they are coming down of their peak, but are they far enough down for the opposition to be a real shot? The only way they get beaten is if they run into a Wallabies or Irish team having a perfect day (maybe the boks as well). They look at the moment to have most of the ingredients in place to win the whole thing, but they can find a way to lose it. Imagine an Ireland Ab's QF and them missing out on semi - it would be beautiful.

Spring Boks.

The boks are starting to come together as a real threat at this cup. Jake White is a great coach, and they have some world class players; but the politics might end up hamstringing them.

Forwards:

Strengths: Their Springboks, so of course they have a strong pack. Good scrum. Good leader in John Smit. Great second row in Matfield and Botha. Best player in the world in Schalk Burger, and strong loose forwards. Probably the best pack going around. Their lineout is the envy of the world, when it works, and they can disrupt almost any opposition line. With this strength they can play a simple game of field position making it tough for any opponents to score. The Loosey's also add incredible physicality and great ball running.

Weaknesses: Piere Spies is out, which is a blow. and the whole Watson thing is a political mess that could bring the team down from the inside- I mean he's not that great a player (when you consider that Burger is the alternative). Their size can also be a problem, if a team can run them around enough maybe they become a liability.

Backs:

Stengths: Pretorius if he can get fit can be a world cup winner, he has very solid game controlling skills and has that out of the box ability to turn a match (eg Boks vs Wallabies in Perth when he scored that late try to win the whole thing). De Villiers makes the top division in the world standings. Their outside backs are also incredible- Habana, Steyn, Pieterson etc can score tries from nearly anywhere on the park, evidence Super 14 Final.

Weaknesses: The make up of the back line is questionable, with the politics and depth problems potential problems. Steyn isn't in the starting line up at the moment- his versatility probably the reason, but with his 60 metre boot, pace, and drop goal abilities he should be first one picked. But Politics means that Ndungani and Willimse are there instead- its not a good situation for Jake White. Butch James is also not a world cup winner, so if an injury happens they can be screwed.

Overall Last Word: Genuine chances for the final, but politics can screw them over. They have a potentially easy road through, England in their pool, Wales in a QF, the easier Semi (in that the AB's aren't there). We will know at the QF stage if their genuine or not- if they are on fire, or if they have descended into a political mess like in 03.

France:

NOTE: I know more about the southern hemisphere teams then I don about the Northen Hemisphere teams...

The Frenchies just about have to be second favorites for the title- somehow they won the 6 Nations- and that somehow is how I assess their complete chances- they weren't better then Ireland at Croke Park- but they won, and champions, with home town advantage find ways to win games.

Forwards:
Strengths: Chabal and Hardinqou are the entre story that I want to tell. These guy's are maniac- just look at Chabal, if I could grow that beard... The French aren't the most stylish, or the most well known team in Worlds Rugby- but with guys like Chabal they are all ways threatening. Good second row with Pelous and Ibanez is also good.

Weaknesses: There is something about this pack that doesn't get me going- maybe its the tight shirts they have worn for so long, or maybe its the fact that we all watched them cower in the face of the AB's attack a couple of years ago- but facing up to the Frenchies is not something that I find particullarly worrisome.

Backs:
Strenghts: Can you say Michalak? He is an out of the box superstar, as is juazion- or whatever his name is- they have some solid players, but I just can't see where they are getting their quality from. Castegrandi has retired (he was rubbish anyways) but the experience just isn't there. There was a reason why they got distroyed at Suncorp a couple of years ago- 80 kilo weaklings can not stand up against the might and power that is Mortlock, Tiquri, and Latham- all 100 kilo superpowers.

Weaknesses- so that strengths section desended into a weaknesses rant- there is no way I can see at the moment of a home town win- secretly I am going for an Argentinian up rising in the pool games- but on the score board the French are extremely good, that win at Croke Park was incredible.

Overall- so this was more a discucssion the whole time, no different hats here- but seriously the French are a proud, strong rugby nation, with a very hard pool, but a very good chance of dominating a home town dance that could get to the Southern Hemisphere powers in a big way.

Ireland:

My favorite non Australian team- I got the full experience in Donny Broke in Janurary and have been a fan ever since. O'Gara, Darcy, and Bod deserve to be world champions- can the fact that they come from a second rate, two Melbournes cups winning country, be replaced by their sheer brilliance?

Forwards:

Stregnths: The hooker (can't remember his name), the second row, and the loosey's are all top quality players, O'Callaghn, or some other name, is world class- I like them alot.

Weaknesses: A pack that could never, on any day, blow an opponent off the park, that is the problem with the Irish. They are a bit like the Wallabies of a few years ago- solid but no killer instinct type of thing. I worry that given a full blown attack from the likes of Botha/Matfield or Collins/McCaw they will wilt like the hurling throwing monkeys they really are.

Backs

Strengths: it starts with a B and ends with OD- the best back in the world, bar none. Evidence- AB's vs Ireland last year, surely they got smashed, but BOD showed how great he was in a second rate side against true brilliance. Then this year he was unavailable at Croke Park and the bottle it- if he was on the pitch they blow that game away. Add the fact that Ogara is argueably the form 5/8 of world rugby (maybe behind Jimmy Hook) and D'arcy is probably the form player in the world a few months ago and you have three of the best players going around standing shoulder to shoulder- only the best teams could possibly beat them.

Weaknesses: I see a great side, but is it just three names clouding that judgement? the rest of the backs are solid- but they are not AB's class. Is there level of ability a weakness compared to the depths of the AB's- I think we will find out come this worlds cup- all the great teams have solid outside backs- Campese, Lomu, Roff, Tune, Robinson- is Horgan of this class?

Overall Last Comment- I like them, and that is probably a downfall- I can't see enough weaknesses to really talk them down. 16 years ago a bit of Uni Rugby super stardom buried them, 4 years ago we just snuck past them- this time they have had the prepration, but can the difficultly of their pool bring them down? I hope not, they play a brand of rugby that deserves to be seen at the semi final level as a minimum- Kieth Wood retired never having won anything- BOD deserves so much more.

The Rest: England, Wales, Argentina

England:

At 6 nations time I dind't have 5 minutes for England- they sucked. But add one name (or two) that being Sheridan and all of a sudden they can distroy opponents up front. Furious D in their loose forwards, and super Johnny and all of a sudden we are talking about genuine contenders, not favorites like last time, but contenders. Anyways, don't write them off, but after they take a beating from the boks in the pool games can Johnny channel Rob Andrews enough to sink the Wallabies in the QF's? I think not. PS- Jimmy Hook beat them last time out as well. No real chances.

Wales:

Its a short song but a hell of a story. J Hook- the new JPR Williams. He is the business unlike anyone we have seen in a long time. Unfortunatly, Stephen Jones is still first choice, and Henson is injured- this makes the Welsh effectivly lame ducks. However, anyone who was at the Paddo for the QF four years ago will knwo that the ultimate battle in Cardiff on the 15th will be an epic. If they win that, then get the Poms in the QF's- all of a sudden a semi against the blacks and Hook can turn a game by himself- its a long, long shot but they could do it.

Argentina:

Deserve to be in the final eight but once again Dav Rossi's friends at the IRB have screwed over the Argies. Fucking Scotland will get a free ride (or hopefully the Itai's) into the QF's and the argies have to fight against the French and Irish in the pool games. I love their pack and I love Contempari (who I say live at Donny Brook earlier this year). Unfortunatly the French have a way of beating sides, so I can't see it happening. They have nothing to loose, but can't win it either, kind of like the socceroo's at the german dance of last year- the quality but no chance in reality. A pity.

Early Predictions

2007-08-11T11:32:00.001-07:00

So this blog never ended up getting the use I envisioned for it - but now their is a world cup on hand so I figure I will revive it to do the Worlds Cup reports on it.

Here's the pool by pool analysis of what we can expect over the next few months. Overall I am expecting the Semi Finalists to be New Zealand vs Australia, and South Africa vs Ireland - After that its really anybodys.

Pool A - England, South Africa, Samoa, USA, Tonga

This is a very straight forward pool the big game will be England vs South Africa, I think in St Denis, we tried but failed to get tickets for this one. They will be playing for the right to play the loser from Pool B - but really it doesn't matter, neither side will really want to run into either the Wallabies or Wales in Marsaille for the Quarter Finals. It won't be as big a blow out as we saw when England were in SA earlier this season, but the Saffie's should win it fairly easily. It will be a monster forward battle, A Sheridan will have the hopes of the Rose's on his back, if he could get the scrum moving backwards, well... in real terms though the Saffie second row (best in the world) and the back row (best in the world?) will be the difference. The backs will be fairly even, with Johnny keeping the game tight- but the Boks outside backs will be able to steal a couple of tries and it will be all over.

In the rest of the pool expect Samoa to be very brave in their match against England, but they wont be able to pull it off. They will come third in the pool however, with the Yanks and Tongan's bringing up the rear.

Pool B - Australia, Wales, Fiji, Canada, Japan

Another straight forward pool, the big game between Australia and Wales in Cardiff will be one of the games of the cup however. Last year was a stunning battle with the Welsh pointing the Aussies but failing to land a knock out thanks to the mighty (and I mean very mighty) Latham - this pure class in the backs will end up being the difference in this game- Larkham, Giteau, Mortlock, Tiquri, and Latho vs Jimmy Hook - he's not that good a player.

Now that Henson is out, you know the Welsh will be Jones and Hook as their three quarter line - which is good, but not great - Hook needs to be at stand off for the Welsh to win (last years game Jones went off after only a couple of minutes and Hook on debut almost stole the match). The Winter games in Australia were interesting, and close, but come full strength world cup time it will be a totally different battle. Australia will win and get the easy match against the Poms in Marsaille.

The rest of the pool will super intersting, the Fijians deserved to be Quarter Finalists in 03, if CauCau hadn't been suspended they would have played Australia in the Quarters. CauCau isn't coming to France which means the matches between Fiji, Japan and Canada will be super match's of Rugby Football- the Lotus Blossom's won't be as good as they were last time (without Cashmore), which will give the Canadians more of a shot.

Pool C - New Zealand, Scotland, Italy, Romania, Portugal

This is a rediculous pool- the IRB are bending over for New Zealand, and then gifting Scotland another undesirved Quarter Final position. If only the Argies we're in this pool we would have the best Quarter Finals you could imagine...

Anyways, the big game in the pool will Scotland Italy- which is happening in Edingburugh (I am 90% sure) The Itai's have been improving alot over the last few years, pushing Australia in the first half a year ago, and then stealing (yes stealing) their match against Wales in the 6 nations- but still a wins a win for the Itai's. I'm not 150% positive when it comes to this match, but my instincts tell me that the Scots will win at home, which will suck, but that's just the way it is.

The other interesting thing to look at in this pool will be the different teams the Kiwi's put on the field - I don't think they really know who their best 15/22 is (I mean they are taking Thorne instead of Flavell) so they will need to tinker with their second row, centres, and back three a lot and they don't have the pleasure of a really good hit out in the pool games that the rest of the teams have.

Pool D - France, Ireland, Argentina, Georgia, Namibia

This is the pool of death. Not smart for the hosts, but the only pool with genuinly three potential Quarter Final's teams, and two potential Final contenders. The game of the cup will be the France Ireland replay in St Denis (we have tickets for it). That game at Croke Park this year was one of the finest games of rugby football I have ever seen and the Irish have been planning their revenge ever since, but this time the French are at home. I think the Irish will win the big game, and therefore the pool- they have few weeknesses if their top 15 is on the field, and probably the best backline in the game at the moment, they were unlucking against us in 03 and I think they have gotten better since then, they will be too good for a French team that is a little too hot and cold for my liking, there best chance was two times ago in my opinion- they have been strong, but not great for too long now.

The problem with this pool is that it also has the ultimate dark horse team, the Argentinians. Who have a good pack, an old dogg half back, and a match winner in Contempari (or however you spell it) they could, and its an outside with the quality of their rivals, but they could cause the boilover upset that the pool games are screaming out for. Here's the scenario, Ireland and France beat the all living shit out of each other in St Denis, and then have to play a Hungary Argentina - stranger things have happened. I am predicting that Ireland will win the pool and France will qualify for the quarters, but it will be messy, they other scenario could be the team who wins in the big Ireland/France showdown ends up losing to the Argies and therefore we see it going down to points differential - which would be hot, can you imagine BOD needing to score about 50 points (again like the 6 nations) then actually getting it done- pricless.

Quarter Finals

The first bunch of quarter finals are potentially between New Zealand and either Ireland or France- either way it will be the end of the road (probably for the hosts), although they are the only teams that could ever beat New Zealand in a QF- so expect a good game, especially if its France. The other match will be less interesting as it will be either Ireland/France vs Scotland, anyone who was Suncorp Stadium for the last QF that Scotland played (me) will know that it won't be much of a game. Although if its the Irish there will be some feeling involved. It would be better if the Italians made it through, they would at least put some spark into the match. Expect New Zealand and Ireland to get through.

The other quarter finals will also be interesting. Australia can play either England or South Africa, and Wales can also play either of these teams... South Africa is obviously the harder of the quarter finals, I would predict that Wales will play them, and South Africa should beat them. We will also beat the Poms, should be a hot match if Sheridan plays- will test Sheperdson, but we will end up being better- of course the spectre of Johnny and Rob Andrew will be hanging over our heads- will never forget that 95 Quarter final... Still fully expect us to win. If it plays out the other way, England Wales and South Africa Australia would be great games (seriously the QF's could be NZ France, Eng Wales, SA Aus- how amazing would that be?) Wales would squeek past the poms in an upset, and the Aussie's would smash the Saffie's who would let it all get to them. However, I predict the semi finalists will end up being New Zealand Ireland and South Africa Australia - from there any of the four could win it!

A New Name For The Blog?

2006-09-01T22:11:00.000-07:00

Went out to the hallowed turf of Ballymore last night to watch E Jones' first outing as coach of the mighty Queensland Reds. They played Fiji in the rain, and whilst that made conditions fairly difficult for the players it was still a pretty good performance.

The first thing I noticed was the STUNNING performance of Caleb Brown- once again he grabbed multiple tries and every time he touched the ball he looked dangerous- in the mold of the great Cullen. He is a real up and comer- watch for him to be in the worlds cup squad this time next year. He could eventually give Rodzilla a run for his money in being the name of this blog.

The Reds played as you would expect an Eddie Jones coached team to perform- big concentration on holding onto the ball and then swinging it wide after a large number of phases. Now of course I'm not the biggest supporter of the Jones way of playing the game- but this young side does need to learn to hold onto the ball (see the crusaders game last year).

Hynes had a run at five eigth- and he was all right - but when Andrew Brown got on the pitch he was really good- I love him as an inside centre for the Super 14- on that note I'm not at all convinced about Loyd Johannson- he can't catch, can't pass- but he can run- would possibly be good as a late replacement to try and make something happen. But of course when you consider that Ryan Nicholoas and Schcoffski (no idea) are still to arrive I can't see where there could be room for him. (although I hear that Berrick is back to kicking practice all ready- so we may not have a need for schcoffski anyways...)

The other good part of the night was Ed Odonagahue - with Cam Tralor in the second row with him and Mitch Chapman at number 6 they were quite good. When you add the mighty Hugh Mcmenimen to that mix as well as Will Caldwell all of a sudden we have some depth. Same with the front row- Herman Hunt had an impressive run, so there is starting to get some depth in behind our Wallaby superstars.

So really all of a sudden there is a strong shadow 15 behind the top 15 giving QLD some good depth- the problem still exists if we get two injuries in the same position (e.g. half back or five eigth) then were stuffed.

Bledisloe 2 2006

2006-07-29T20:26:00.000-07:00

So we lost - its all over for another year. I am currently working on my hangover after a massive night at the stadium watching the mighty Wallabies (and Mark Gerrad) do everything but score a try in being beaten by Richie McCaw (and the rest of his All Black friends) but mainly by Richie.

Was a great match, no kiwi will ever admit it but it was a tussle from start to finish.

The fastest match I think I have ever watched, it was 30 minutes in before I even really started to get a feal for the rythm. The first half wasn't flash- really just notable by the NZ props fucking with our man Rodney and Homles GD. and Rockocko (no idea on the spelling) s great pace.

The second half was a cracker, the aussie line out got on top so we had all sorts of ball and our outside backs were looking dangerous. The NZ defence was supurb, Larkham and Giteau had no time all day (although at the same time neither did Carter). Mortlock was probably the best back on the field, his burst to nearly break the game open was excellent. Latho, and Macdonald probably shared the points, Rockocko was the best wing, Larkham and Carter and Grogan and Kehlleher all sort of cancelled each other out. So the difference was the fact that tiquri and gerrard just are not up to it. I don't know what the go is with Tiquiri I hope he finds some form next year. But we just have to get rid of Gerrard, first he didn't have the gas to finish off the break of the match by Mortlock, then he droped one cold with a REALLY good chance of getting over. Both moments really could have grabbed us a win.

I don't know what the solution is, perhaps its time to stop the two big wingers policy and bring in an Ioane or Mitchell, guys with genuine pace who are slippery enough to get around gaps... the Australian big is better policy doesnt appear to be working. I like the idea of a balance, one big guy and one whippet fast guy. Kind of like the Robinson/Cohen match that won the last worlds cup.

Despite this chat its really just taking away from what the real story of the match was- Ritchie McCaw- he was awesome - I just watched the replay and he deserved his man of the match award. He was a line out option, tackled his little heart out, and stole heaps of our ball - the count was 8-1 in about the 70th minute mark.

In Australia we talk up George Smith so much, but really I have never seen him have that impact on a game like Ritchie and Schalk can. Its so heart breaking Shalk is out because the prospect of this All Black side playing a stronger Saffie's side on the High Vedlt would be very, very good.

We Need Rod, We Need Hugh, and We NEED TUNE

2006-07-13T00:49:00.000-07:00

Right, so haven't been posting much lately - and their is a reason, the rugby has sucked and Rod has been injured.

Last week against the All Blacks we were quite terrible in patches- and I think we all know why.

We Need Rod

Shepardson is a good super 14 prop - but this is the big dance and we need our best Dancers - look no further then Rod Blake, unfortunatly this injury is not going away fast enough, but hopefully the Zone is back on deck for the Bledisloe in Bris Vegas in a fortnight - then in the Couldron we will see what those dirty Kiwi's are made of. Its been ten years since fucking Frank Bunce stole the game from us (with one of the best tries this blogger has ever seen) and it will be time for revenge.

We Need Hugh

Okay - so I agree with the whole four big line out jumpers thing, but you need the right personel. And we don't have it at the moment. Elsom is good, but patchy. Fava is solid at best, and chisholm is a second rower - no question. We need McMennimen from the Reddies- of course he is injured but when he comes good we need him as soon as possible. Just imagine a Smith, Roe/Elsom, McMennimen back row, with Heenan and Waugh on the bench to cover both the row and the loose trio - would be golden. It will come for the back five- they just need time.

We NEED TUNE

Who the fuck is Mark Gerrard???? Sure he can kick knuckles but who cares - get Tune out on the pitch, we need match winners, not solid finsihers. We have the most over rated man in rugby out in number 11 to finsih tries for us, we need our other two back three members (thanks the lord for Latham) to be create opurtunities. Look at Rupeni, Rockcokko (Two years ago), Gear and Sivavtu (You could throw Robinson, and Lomu in their if you want a bit of history to flavour it) the great wings aren't finishers- they create oppurtunities for themselves. Gerrard and Tiquiri never seem to create something out of nothing (despite what the press will say - Come up with something original Jim Tucker), and that's fine, but you can only afford to have one of those.

Kalac's Shame

2006-06-23T14:42:00.000-07:00

Intent to build himself into our hearts by turning our socceroos into the best football team in the world, Gus must have decided that a few of us were getting a bit confident about our boys. So he decided to remind us that we were vunerable. He selected Kalac to be goalie against Croatia... What was he thinking? wasn't he watching against Urugay? Scwharzer is the man.

Our fears were realised when "The Spider" put on a anti-Goal Keeping clinic. Lucikly eventually late in the second half the Duke went down and had a word to him "You do know your allowed to use your hands don't you?" it was like a veil being lifted from his eyes. Finally Kalac at least started stopping a few, but the damage had been done.

I personally feel it may have been another master stroke by Gus. He talked during the week about going after the game, but in real terms the boys would have been thinking draw. But then he pulled a swifty on them and ran Kalac out their - all of a sudden they would have known that they had no decent back stop, they had to score goals or would miss the second round. History will show that his theory worked, God Bless Harry Kewel.

In other Socceroos reports - I am a little disapointed for old Emerton, he may not be the super star of the team, but I have played in enough sports sides to know that, that kind of super fit, super quick work horse is the back bone of a side. Just look at any Rugby flanker. Emo will be missed.

Moore's goals was sensational - love a good spot kick, but I have to say I want Aloisi on the pitch, but at the same time I like Kennedy on the pitch, maybe start with Aloisi and then bring Kennedy on for the last twenty minutes. And start with Breciano (no idea on the spelling) he is the best corner kicker we've got.

BUT most importantly don't start with Kalac.

Go you Socceroos, And thankyou Gus.

P.S. At the moment (a day before the round of sixteen) I am picking Spain and Argentina to win the thing.

The Lions Suck

2006-06-19T03:22:00.000-07:00

No posts this week out of protest over the slightly pointless rugby tests we had to put up with.

Instead I went to see the Brisbane Lions play. Now I am as likely as the next man to get on a bandwagon- and like all good Brisbaneites will also get off the bandwagon very quickly, and as such I havne't actually watched any lions games this year- as they aren't winning.

I went to see them on saturday night (in a corporate box no less) and was very disapointed with their performance. Everyone keeps on saying that they are rebuilding and are young, but to my eyes they weren't great. The Bulldogs players were getting around unmarked all night- it should be the first rule of AFL if your defending get on your man - it doesn't matter how old you are.

On a higher note, my old school captain Chelsea was solid behind the goals - although I do ahve to wonder do you really need to wear footy boots if your a Goal Umpire?

In other news this week- I thought the Argentinians were great in the soccer, 6-0. They face the Netherlands in a couple of days which should be the best match of the cup. I was also impressed by Beckham, and Christian Ronaldo. The Aussies fought on bravely and were unlucky to lose.

Geoff Ogivily also won the US open - which is huge, I was watching all weekend (no sleep) and i didn't think it was much of a tournament. Truely great championships are run on courses that capture the imagination- after watching a few rounds you should know the course well. Know the money holes and know the hard holes - but this stupid winged foot was just rediculous. However, Ogivily is a champ and a solid Aussie. Two huge wins now this year - hopefully he can also win a British Open or a PGA and get a really solid spot in the history of golf.

Go you good thing.

Its Socceroo Time

2006-06-11T15:10:00.000-07:00

So we're three nights into the world cup - and so far all I can really say is I am tired.

Germany vs Costa Rica was a very exciting game, but really even I can tell that if Germany doesnt learn to defend then they are no hopers. The other games I have watched, the England, Argentina, Portugal, and Dutch games and none have been particulary exciting. Sure the last 10 minutes of Argentina's game when were great after drogba scored - but come on lets score some goals you soccer fucks.

Hopefully the Socceroo's will do the job for us tonight, really a win here is what we need to keep the rest of the world cup exciting. If Australia gets three points here, and Brazil take the points against Croatia you have to assume that around 4 points would be close to getting us through to the next round.

Silverstone GP

2006-06-11T05:32:00.000-07:00

A yawn fest at Silverstone

unfortunatley for all the hype last night failed to live up to expectations. Alonso was simply too good, and Michael spent too much time behind Kimi to have any chance of pushing him at all.

Of the start the front three looked like they would give us one of the great races, running nose to tail. Then Ralf Schumacher had an off, taking out Aussie Mark (the poor bastard must have broken a mirror at some point) and bringing out the Saftey Car.

After the SC Kimi was right on Alonso again, but tried to make his move in sector one, when he should have wated to later in the lap... His move allowed Schumi to get close enough to have a go later in the lap and they went side to side heading into (i think) stowe) but Michael had to concede and the race as a racing contest was over.

Alonso proceded to drive away with it, with Michael sitting a second to a second and a half of Kimi.

Michael pitted on 19, Kimi on 20, and they returned to what they were doing before the pit stops. Alonso went 4-5 laps further and showed his dominance.

The second time around Michael once again pitted a lap before Kimi, but Ferrari where up to the challange and got him out in less then 7 seconds, Kimi stopped for 8.5 seconds and the positions where swapped.

They held station to the end.

Perhaps the most disapointing thing was that their wasn't a heap of action down the field either - normally you would expect some fairly cool passing moves at silverstone but no.

Is the championship over? only mechanical failures in the next couple of fly aways can really open this title back up (Michael can easily win the next two, he is traditionally good at these circuts).

International Rugby Review

2006-06-11T05:31:00.001-07:00

Just a quick summary of the first weekend of Internationals. New Zealand squeezed out a victory over the Irish, the Wallabies smashed the English, the Boks did the Scotts, the Argies did the Welsh, - Basically it was a great weekend for Southern Hempishphere rugby- the problem, all the games were at home - could be a different story if all the games where in the UK (or more specifically France).

Didn't see the Argentina game, and only parts of the Boks game - but as normal Percy Montgomery scored the majority of points. Once Habana returns they might be a little more dynamic.

The Wallabies England first half was a great game of football - big forward clashes, and ugly backs play- just how I like it. Old Varndelle looks the goods, but came up with some rediculous plays to ruin moves that showed a lot of promise. Bernie Larkham kept Australia in the game by being the puppet master.

The second half Enlgand lost its impetus - the Wallabies tackled their little hearts out and then super Chris Latham finished the game off nicely. In the end I think the only thing we will remember from this game was Rodzilla's debut. Look out this week for Cordingley starting the test- could spell the end for one G Gregan.

Tbe Irish were damm good last weekend, and the Blacks were quite terrible. I can't understand the Luke Mcallister thing - don't New Zealanders want to win the World Cup? They have Gopperth in the wings - come on.

The biggest thing to take away from this game was Odriscol - OMG - he is still the best. I haven't seen him play since the world cup, but he was perfect on Saturday. every touch he made a break/something happen. Its a shame he isn't chiming into the Wallabies backline in a world cup winning team.

I think the Blacks will distroy the Irish this week - which is a pity, cause they were so solid last week.

Rodzilla for PM

2006-06-11T05:18:00.000-07:00

A try on debut? and standing at outside centre to score it? Could anyone have asked for any thing more.

Rod Blake had a spectacular begining to his test career tonight. Clearly the highlight of a fairly dour affair. The scrum was a contest, probably just a passing mark, but his work in attack, and surprisingly his work in defence (I had him with two tackles, AND three turnovers/penalties won for holding on) was fantastic.

The test as a whole was fairly boring - the Poms were good with the ball in the first half, and can take some things away from the game. But eventually the Australian defence and the brilliance of Latham was enough to squeeze England out of the game.

For Australia I liked the front row, and the whole forward pack in general (almost every ruck and mall was a contest, very physical) the running of Larkham - when he hits the line at full pace he is the best there is, and Latham.

For England I liked their back row, their half back and out centre, and there is something special about that Varndelle. If a few things had been a little less rushed the English could have scored two tries in the first half.

I didn't think Rogers played very well. For the Waratahs he works as a first five eigth cause he has a genuine ball distributor in Norton Knight outside him, tonight I thought his pass was a little suspect from left to right. He's a bit like Nathan Grey in that respect but doesn't have the size to run a crash ball when the ball is going to his weak side. I also think we need to do something about Gerrard - sure he is in the team becasue Knuckles wants a huge kicking game - but Super Clyde was awesome when he got on (so much pace) or Hewat would be a much better option as place kicker then Mortlock.

On the whole it was a good start on the road to the world cup. Of the top of my head there must be around 20 tests left before the worlds cup - so if Rodzilla, Friers, Holmes, Elsom, and Hewat can get 15+ tests under their belts by then we will be looking real good come September next year.

Has their been a better Wallabies debut in recent memory? I think not.

The Man Himself

2006-06-10T03:07:00.000-07:00